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aterat2022-06-09 09:58 pm
brotherofagod) wrote in aterat2022-06-09 09:58 pm
007 - From Unlucky to Disaster
Who; Jacob Miller brotherofagod & You
What; Severe Bad Luck…
Where; Around the City.
When; Any time in June. Specify the date if you wish.
Warnings; Injury, poop jokes, possibly some violent but mostly innocent stuff to accent his bad luck. If you have any ideas of just unlucky situations feel free to wild card it because I need Jake to suffer… because it's funny.
MORNING RUN; ACCIDENTS/MUGGING/CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE OF MISFORTUNE!
His morning runs had taken an interesting turn after adopting the floppy-eared puppy he'd found at the workshop. Despite his odd proportions and tiny legs, Shi was determined to not only follow Jake but keep pace within during his runs. This shouldn't have caused an issue but ever since he'd stolen the motorcycle with Illyana his luck has taken an unfortunate turn.
One morning Shi took a sharp left in front of Jacob's legs, tangling them in Shi's leash before sending the both of them tumbling onto the stone sidewalk. The bruises had barely faded when Shi ran out in front of a Chocobo and Jacob had to quickly dash in front of the running creature to scoop the puppy into his arms, again, landing hard on the stony ground.
After this, Jacob stopped bringing Shi on his runs but his misfortune didn't stop there…
COFFEE/SMOKING & BIRD POOP…
A rich steaming mug of coffee was held carefully in Jacob's hand. He usually filled a larger mug but with all the accidents lately, he decided it was best not to tempt fate.
The morning had gone smoothly. He had walked Yuki to work, gone on his morning run, and, after magically avoiding any accidents, was finally on his way to work. It was a miracle that Jacob still had all of his fingers after the last few weeks but he was determined that things would get better. This absolutely wasn't an unusual circumstance that required intervention.
He turned the corner, making up his mind that this bad luck was all in his head when a bird flew overhead and pooped directly into his mug…
This wasn't his normal bad luck.
HELP! [CLOSED TO HARRY DRESDEN]
He couldn't remain in the great state of denial for too long. Not only was his bad luck affecting his daily life it was beginning to affect those around him. Eventually, Jacob had to admit that it was a curse or possibly some type of magic. It might have been cast by the city but he had a feeling that it had to do with the motorcycle. His troubles had only begun after he'd brought the magical metal contraption into his apartment.
Whatever the cause, it was time to find a cure.
This train of thought brought Jacob to the unfamiliar door in front of him. He hadn't known that there were people here who called themselves wizards but he supposed that this person could at least confirm if there was an outside magical force involved.
With a tired sign and a small puppy waddling around his feet, Jacob knocked on the sturdy wooden door. "Hello? I am looking for a wizard?" That was a weird sentence.
brotherofagod & YouWhat; Severe Bad Luck…
Where; Around the City.
When; Any time in June. Specify the date if you wish.
Warnings; Injury, poop jokes, possibly some violent but mostly innocent stuff to accent his bad luck. If you have any ideas of just unlucky situations feel free to wild card it because I need Jake to suffer… because it's funny.
MORNING RUN; ACCIDENTS/MUGGING/CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE OF MISFORTUNE!
One morning Shi took a sharp left in front of Jacob's legs, tangling them in Shi's leash before sending the both of them tumbling onto the stone sidewalk. The bruises had barely faded when Shi ran out in front of a Chocobo and Jacob had to quickly dash in front of the running creature to scoop the puppy into his arms, again, landing hard on the stony ground.
After this, Jacob stopped bringing Shi on his runs but his misfortune didn't stop there…
COFFEE/SMOKING & BIRD POOP…
The morning had gone smoothly. He had walked Yuki to work, gone on his morning run, and, after magically avoiding any accidents, was finally on his way to work. It was a miracle that Jacob still had all of his fingers after the last few weeks but he was determined that things would get better. This absolutely wasn't an unusual circumstance that required intervention.
He turned the corner, making up his mind that this bad luck was all in his head when a bird flew overhead and pooped directly into his mug…
This wasn't his normal bad luck.
HELP! [CLOSED TO HARRY DRESDEN]
Whatever the cause, it was time to find a cure.
This train of thought brought Jacob to the unfamiliar door in front of him. He hadn't known that there were people here who called themselves wizards but he supposed that this person could at least confirm if there was an outside magical force involved.
With a tired sign and a small puppy waddling around his feet, Jacob knocked on the sturdy wooden door. "Hello? I am looking for a wizard?" That was a weird sentence.
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"I'm fine. Lucky that it didn't actually hit me." Though he wasn't sure if that was good luck or just because he'd been paying extra attention lately. It was the best that he could do given everything that's been going on. "I think I need to see a professional about this bad luck." Or just get maimed, that would probably be fine too. Except it would make Yuki sad.
"Cool." Jacob looked down at Mono and grinned. "I'll see you after work then." Assume he didn't lose any of his fingers or a limb during work that day.
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He finally adjusted the postman hat on his head and turned to run off back towards his delivery route to get back on track and delivery all the letters and messages that he’d been given for the day. He hoped his friend would be okay, though… “Bye Jake!”