You'll be shocked to learn that's not the first time I've heard that! I actually hear it all the time.

[ Why does she take so much satisfaction out of hearing that she's a menace? Probably because it fuels her idea that she's won in this game of teasing him. And she will of course fully take this as a victory.

She sighs loudly and in a very over-exaggerated way as she stands up and then brushes herself off in an equally dramatic way. ]

I was hoping someone would be a gentleman and help me up, but alas...chivalry is dead. Want me to teleport us somewhere?