[ Waver froze for a moment as she started laughing, the scowl on his face growing and a very long, frustrated noise escaping him at this whole scene. How did he always fall for this!! He should know better!

For a moment, he tried very hard to not give her the satisfaction of a reaction beyond that, his arms folded slightly and shoulders hunched… ]

It was not funny and you are a menace!

[ Mission failed, game over. ]

Since you’re clearly fine, why don’t you get up so we can leave your creepy-almost-husband’s property?