[ The longest, most annoyed sigh award goes to Waver Velvet after that joke. ]
That was terrible….
[ He said, knowing it would not stop her from making such jokes and quips in the future. Part of him even realized he was probably making sure it would happen by reacting at all.
His eyes widened in alarm when she dropped, instinct kicking in first. ]
Shit, I knew that went too smoothly. [ He commented with a definite edge of stressed concern bleeding through as he crouched to get a better look and offer her a hand. Mentally going over potential causes for the fall related to what just happened, he opened his mouth to ask for symptoms, then frowned. He saw that eye open; he realized he’d been played. ] Do you think you’re funny??
[ Saved her, and this is how she thanks him!!! Yes, he realized she didn’t ask him to and he doesn’t expect thanks… But he expected a little less messing with him! Like… For half a day??? Maybe??
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That was terrible….
[ He said, knowing it would not stop her from making such jokes and quips in the future. Part of him even realized he was probably making sure it would happen by reacting at all.
His eyes widened in alarm when she dropped, instinct kicking in first. ]
Shit, I knew that went too smoothly. [ He commented with a definite edge of stressed concern bleeding through as he crouched to get a better look and offer her a hand. Mentally going over potential causes for the fall related to what just happened, he opened his mouth to ask for symptoms, then frowned. He saw that eye open; he realized he’d been played. ] Do you think you’re funny??
[ Saved her, and this is how she thanks him!!! Yes, he realized she didn’t ask him to and he doesn’t expect thanks… But he expected a little less messing with him! Like… For half a day??? Maybe??
No, the universe would explode.]