"Same for ours too. Man, with all the worlds I've heard of that are so different from mine, it's such a relief to be able to have a fear of small green humanoids with knives and lanterns and not be considered mad."

Because it feels like he would be mad. But nope, he's absolutely okay like this. Even if they are probably so totally about to be jumped.

And there's definitely a light coming from further down the alley. Time to fight.